Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Original Julka Chess Jokes

Q)In chess, what do you call a queen who's having an affair with her knight?
Ans:A Knight-Rider

Q)What is Vishwanathan Anand's strategy while pursuing females?
Ans:Check(out) n mate!

....so until next time....I m checkin out,n mating(hopefully!)

6 comments:

Akhil said...

nice 1s!!!!

Harshvardhan Pande said...

kya yaar, Tiger Woods shuda been a chess player, he wuda totally suited ur second joke :D

Sanjeev Gadgil said...

knight rider!!! :) very nice!!!

Stuti_dPrayer4Happiness said...

awesome :)

Chandan Kr. Gupta said...

dude wtf???? nt upto the mark.. though knight rider ws alright..

Shantanu said...

haha...clever ones dude!