Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Superheroes

So here's a my analytical analysis of our superheroes

Superman

Pros:
Can fly anywhere
Extreme strength
escape outlet for guys with boring jobs

Cons:
terrible fashion sense
can't pee without an elaborate undressing ritual
Wardrobe can be used to wipe mucus

Spiderman

Pros:
Geek turned superhero:extremely relate-able
better fashion sense than superman

Cons:
Won't be effective in rural areas due to lack of tall structures...what's he going to stick himself to,buffaloes?
Bad luck with the chics

Batman
Pros:
Cool Gadgets
Rich

Cons:
I think he's gay(I mean, he chose Robin as his sidekick when he could have had any hot chic....definitely raises some eyebrows!)
Is only cool at night

Chacha Chaudhary
Pros:
Chacha chaudhary ka dimagh computer se bhi zyaada tez chalta hai
Saabu
Rocket,the kutta...
uber cool desi attire

Cons:
chachi isnt that hot
no underwear over pants...wont sell in america!




And the winner is.........................drums...............other instruments..................
Shaktimaan
Pros:
Desi
Melodrama&Valour:all in one,he s the complete package

Cons
Desi
Melodrama
Graphics
Very preachy
I think the lack of chics points towards his gayness.....

"Sorry Shaktimaan"

And now for the women
Catwoman
Pros:
Sexy

Cons:
A cat ate my rabbit...hence have my reservations

Pamela Anderson
Pros:
Ahem,...Ahem
Lifesaver

Cons:
Only works at the beach

And the winner is......
Neema Sandal Girl,for her winning catch phrase:
"main hoon neema sandal girl,neema sandal girl....21st century girl....mera hai yeh saara world....neema sandal girl"....ad featuring preeti jhangiani(puke puke!)

P.S.I forgot Captain Planet,but he's just too sad...





11 comments:

Harshvardhan Pande said...

LMAO... hilarity... Preeti Jhangiani [puke! puke!] :D :D :D

that's where Iron Man scores over everyone, he's done more women than all the super heroes cuda done ever! he's rich, cool and knows how to have fun!

Parth said...

wow!! heights of being jobless.... u've breached even those- i m proud of you!!!

Kanav said...

haha...awesome!!

Stuti_dPrayer4Happiness said...

awesomeeeeeeeeeee...just luvdd reading it :)

Sanjeev Gadgil said...

Uber cool..!!! This is awesome awesome!!!
You forgot the superdudes in Honeymoon travels..!!!
Pros:They marry yet dont reveal that they are superhumans
They certainly arent gay, they shose one another!!
Cons:
I mean come on!!! please!! real life dudes?? please!!

Natz said...

Oye ... Nagraaj ko bhool gaya ???

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Amit J said...

@ Anonymous:Bhai apna naam to likh diya karo...

Minakshi said...

hehe gud one!! :-)
The Anon comment is a spam!

Manjari Singh said...

How can u forget NIrma add? Saundarya saabun nirma, now they have got Hansika Motwaani in the add.

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