Superheroes

So here's a my analytical analysis of our superheroes

Superman

Pros:

Can fly anywhere

Extreme strength

escape outlet for guys with boring jobs

Cons:

terrible fashion sense

can't pee without an elaborate undressing ritual

Wardrobe can be used to wipe mucus

Spiderman

Pros:

Geek turned superhero:extremely relate-able

better fashion sense than superman

Cons:

Won't be effective in rural areas due to lack of tall structures...what's he going to stick himself to,buffaloes?

Bad luck with the chics

Batman

Pros:

Cool Gadgets

Rich

Cons:

I think he's gay(I mean, he chose Robin as his sidekick when he could have had any hot chic....definitely raises some eyebrows!)

Is only cool at night

Chacha Chaudhary

Pros:

Chacha chaudhary ka dimagh computer se bhi zyaada tez chalta hai

Saabu

Rocket,the kutta...

uber cool desi attire

Cons:

chachi isnt that hot

no underwear over pants...wont sell in america!

And the winner is.........................drums...............other instruments..................

Shaktimaan

Pros:

Desi

Melodrama&Valour:all in one,he s the complete package

Cons

Desi

Melodrama

Graphics

Very preachy

I think the lack of chics points towards his gayness.....

"Sorry Shaktimaan"

And now for the women

Catwoman

Pros:

Sexy

Cons:

A cat ate my rabbit...hence have my reservations

Pamela Anderson

Pros:

Ahem,...Ahem

Lifesaver

Cons:

Only works at the beach

And the winner is......

Neema Sandal Girl,for her winning catch phrase:

"main hoon neema sandal girl,neema sandal girl....21st century girl....mera hai yeh saara world....neema sandal girl"....ad featuring preeti jhangiani(puke puke!)

P.S.I forgot Captain Planet,but he's just too sad...